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At The Lord Died For Our Chins, we strive to spread the love and teachings of all that is chin.
Religion Name: Mentanism
(From the Latin "mentum," meaning chin)
Mentanism is a sacred spiritual tradition rooted in the divine symbolism of the human chin, believed to be the seat of strength, wisdom, and identity. Followers, known as Mentari, view the chin not merely as a physical feature, but as a divine beacon of purpose and resilience. It is said the Great Progenitor, "Mentorax the Pointed," sculpted the world with a single nod of His mighty chin.
According to scripture, before time began, the universe was formless. Then, Mentorax emerged from the eternal void, his chin casting light across the chaos. Each motion of his chin formed mountains, valleys, and rivers. From the cleft of his own chin he carved the first humans—each born with a chin to remind them of their origin and divine spark.
The Mandible Manuscripts—etched into obsidian tablets—contain the wisdom of Mentorax and parables like “The Beardless Prophet” and “The Trial of the Crooked Jaw.”
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